Why does Seth Rogen wife want to have sex

With Mike Cernovich?

Seth Rogen’s wife recently told me on Twitter that she would like to have sex with me. Setting aside the moral implications of such a decision, one might ask: Why?

Seth Rogen is famous. He’s a multi-millionaire. Clearly that’s not enough. Seth Rogen is lacking in all areas of his life that matter most, due to his weak mindset.

My guess is that the answer is: because he's a fat gamma male with less testosterone and muscle development than the average 14-year-old boy. Sure, he's funny, but have you ever noticed how much plainer the women who date and marry famous comedians are than the women who date much less famous actors and athletes?

It's because of their low socio-sexual rank, which is heavily influenced by mindset. Women like laughing at clowns, but they aren't particularly inclined to have sex with them. Of course, pictures can also be informative.

Let's face it, it's not surprising that Seth Rogen's wife might prefer the gentleman on the right. And I understand that he's still single for the moment, so perhaps if she acts fast... on second thought, I've met Shauna. She's full of smiles, but I have no doubt that she would, as they say on the mean streets of Orange County, "cut a bitch."

That being said, I am totally on Seth Rogen's side in all of this. While I am still bitter about having been subjected to one of his movies (I think it was Knocked Up), at least he's not responsible for me being stuck drinking beet roots and shredded oak leaves for lunch.

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